Overheard in a checkout line at the Piggly Wiggly store…
Carl? Carl, is that you?
Oh hi, Emma. How you doin’?
Gettin’ along. But you know, it’s sometimes hard with a disability.
Hey, did you see Willa? Didja hear about her cat? She…
Yeah, too bad. That cat was weird anyway.
Isn’t it redundant to say a cat is weird?
Yeah. That’s the cat they taught to play golf, isn’t it?