Mattresses

not really any wilderness location at all

1     The sales guy spends so much time telling me why his mattress is superior to anyone else’s mattress that I become suspicious.  Also tired.

2     Lisa suggests I go to Costco for a new mattress.  I’m sure I will be able to find something I like at a great price.  But then I would have to buy sixty mattresses.

3     At the age of 75, my mother decided it was time to replace her mattress.  The young sales clerk offered her the twenty-year warranty or the thirty-year warranty.

Mom laughed out loud.  “At my age, you should give me the twenty year warranty, and I’ll owe you change,” she quipped.

Then at the age of 95, she was back, buying a new mattress.  She’s got twelve years to go on this one.

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